February 5, 2006

  • Things are pretty slow out here.  Meanwhile, it's that month again.  Black history month?  Yeah, that, too.  But no one dreads learning about the guy that invented the stop light.  No people, it's the month in which Valentine's Day occurs.


    For those of you that are unaware, this holiday has just as many ties to Paganism as Christmas and Easter.  However, I'm not here to educate you.  First off, I'm here to remind the people that my forget about it until the last minute.  These are the same types of people that forgot about Mother's Day until they saw me ordering stuff online.  The same type of peolpe that have watched the NBA all-star game, instead of going out. 


    Remember, this thing occurs on a Tuesday, so plan around work accordingly.  If something's coming up, do your special thing on the weekend BEFORE, not after.  Before is cute.  After allows her to talk to her friends about what they did, and then gauge your performance against the hyped up stories that they tell.


    Some of you may be single, like me.  Not to worry.  Men, simply look at your bank account and smile with the knowldge that it will not get any lower.  Women, I don't know what to tell you.  Start looking, I guess:


    I will be posting some gag V-day cards in upcomming entries, but for now:


    Black 6, out. 

Comments (8)

  • *gag* I HATE valentines day. What a waste.

  • Thank you for the information. Yes, sometimes I tend to worry. I love what you posted! By the way how is the “work-out” plan going. I need to check back at college for help. Last year the school offer free personal trainers to help you. Actually students taking the class, but mine was already doing this. She was just taking the class for credit. I would get help three times a week. One day, arms, other leg and then third day was cardo. Yes, sometimes she would have me try to do something but well I was not able. Overall this was wonderful. Have you ever considered being a personal trainer? Well, have a good one! Sharon in GA J

    P.S. I love Valentine’s Day. I do not like how they commercialize the others holidays. However, this is what I call let’s be silly, share a hug smile day.

  • i think that around this time last year you had wrote something along the lines of "fuck valentine's day." last year i agreed and this year remains the same. fuck valentine's day, sir.

  • Another holiday where it is highly beneficial to be single.

  • Hey you...how have you been? I hope all is well for you and you had a good Christmas. God bless,
    Jane

  • yes, more money that i can save and spend on other things.. like the car..

  • Oh thanks for ruining the majesty of the sewing machine for me...I was always amazed by it also...I liked it better that way. I guess it is time to start understanding the world around me as well as I do the world of the games I play on Xbox..

  • so true, so true... i never thought of it like that... you have once again opened my eyes to a new light

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