February 7, 2006
-
First let me say that I just received “Ten Thousand Fists” by Disturbed, and it’s awesome. “Ten Thousand Fists” and “I’m Alive” rock. I always find that Disturbed’s music drives some type of fire inside of me. Now, on to the post.
A new shipment of mail came in. Nothing out of the ordinary. Some magazines, stuff from Ranger Joe’s, stuff from Barnes and Noble, and 4 Victoria’s Secret catalogs.
WTF!
Four catalogs! I order one gift through you people and this is what I get. Damn. I used to wonder why guys would receive this stuff all the time. I mean, question their reason for having it, as though they used the magazines as some substitute for softcore porn, or an idea book of things they could use to find the gift to win over the girlfriend that they don’t have (yet), or even where to find the “I’m sorry” gift for a wife. Now, I realize that it’s just spam.
VS also reminds me of one of my exes. She lost her wallet at a wedding, right before coming to visit me at Fort Benning. I was busy with Mortar Leader most of the day, so I gave her my credit card to “use if you needed some incidentals,” like food, a cab, hell, even get her hair done or something. What possessed her to spend $200+ at VS in one day I will never know. I actually think it was closer to $300. It was interesting because I has just started classifying her as an expense category in MS money. There was “taxes”, “dining out”, and “Christina” who I had previously put under “Dating expenses,” but decided that one was more for when you’re dating women, trying to find someone. You can probably imagine the feeling I had when those two expenses dropped to $0.
Finally, here is your funny valentine:
I want my $300 back.
Black 6, out.
Comments (9)
I REMEMBER that chick!!! I didn’t know you that well then, we went out to eat with her!! LOL
And yeah, VS is NOTORIOUS for spamming you. Enjoy!
You ain’t kidding. Sorry to hear about the expenses.
no offense, but what a bitch.
screw $300 – you deserve interest on that!
I’m sure you would have invested that in the highest yielding stock between then and now, so I’d ballpark her current debt at around $1,000… give or take.
And when it comes to numbers, I’m always right. You can tell her that when she complains.
Heh. What’d you buy at VS to get all those catalogs? Nightie for yourself? You know that boyshorts are actually for girls? lol. It’s kinda funny that you have a “dating expense” category, but even better that it was taken over by “Christina”. That’s a pretty stupid bitch thing to spend not-your-own-money shopping. Did you at least see the goods she bought?
The Mountains ain’t that big in mountain phase, Dahlonega. The whole east coast is void of any mountains!
I am still laughing. Thank you. You know you can call/email VF and ask to be removed from their mailing list? Oh, if you like? You must have “trusted” this lady. Just wondering did you ever get to view any of the VF stuff being modeled? Love the Valentine — tastefully funny.
LOL, great picture. Yeah,computers hate me as much as I hate them. It’s a vicious cycle of hate.
Hey, I added you to the access list.
Try to keep in mind most everything said on there has an alternate purpose, or a hidden message. Most of the time its supposed to go way over the heads of those silly kids who read it. More for me to laugh at years down the road. I feel bad because its not nearly the collage of humorous adventure stories I used to write. But that is changing in the coming week.