October 12, 2006

• Ok, so this was going to be a post about my last trip to Liverpool, but I’ve decided to sidetrack it so I can talk about a CD that I received today.  Yes, it’s the same CD that you see above in the “Now Listening” piece.  Joe Rogan is the funniest thing I can rememebr hearing in the longest time, and I’ve heard some funny comedians.  I mean, I have heard some very funny people, but Joe Rogan is that guy that I would warn people not to listen to while they are driving.

  I know this because I made that mistake.  It was so funny that my eyes were tearing.  The road was becoming blurry, and I was seriously worried while driving on a road that I drive 4 times a day, at breakneck speeds.  While listening to this, I was going at granny speed, wondering if I should pull over or stop the CD.

  Now to be honest, this CD isn’t for everyone.  If jokes about sex, strip clubs, estrogen, men that need to break up with their girlfriend, Anna Nicole Smith, and the idea that you are lying to yourself if you consider doggy style apart of “making love”, are not jokes that you would find funny, this may not be for you.  If extreme use of 4-letter words makes you squirm, than this is not for you.  I can’t really go into what he says, but it is funny.

  However, if you are ok with this, and if you are going to buy one CD today, buy this CD.

  **Explicit quotes** 

  Like girls say shit like, like, (Using a girl voice) “But I don’t like to do that but, I hate giving blowjobs, but alright I’ll do it with my hand, okay?”  (4 seconds of silence) “What would make you think that… YOU could possibly be as good at that as ME? I GOT 32 YEARS ON THE JOB!  THAT’S MY WORLD!  I’M IN THE TRENCHES EVERYDAY!!  Having a girl jerk you off is like trying to brush your teeth with your left hand.  It is the most frustrating, spastic, uncoordinated, experience in a man’s life!

  **End of explicit quotes**

  Meanwhile, I recently acquired a new toy:
  

  Black 6, out.

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