December 31, 2005
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Because I'm in Afghanistan, I'm one of the first in my circle of friends to experience 2006. Let me just say that its awesome. Flying cars? Hell yeah. Lower gas prices? Hell, they pay you to take the gas. And clothing is now optional. And everything is easier, thanks to cybernetic enhancements.
Tomorrow, I'll post some pictures of how we welcomed in the new year.
Meanwhile, I still don't have a New Year's Resolution. Maybe I should be more honest. Maybe I should just keep my mouth shut.
Who am I kidding? I don't need a resolution. I'm perfect.
Obviously, I'm not going with the honesty one.
Also, I know that I have readers in Germany, Kuwait, Canada, Japan, and China. This part is true. Happy New Year, suckers.
Black 6, out.
Comments (7)
Wishing you a Happy New Year from the long, lost past! OK, I have to go now, the candle is burning down, and i'm going to need to turn the crank on this computer again.
Maybe you should resolve to be nicer to me. Anyways, Happy New Year, Baby!
resolutions never seem to work.
that's why i never make one =)
merry new year
Resolutions are dumb.
Happy new year to you!
If u fart in an Afghanie forest ( I mean desert) and nobody smells it..does that mean you've reached the highest human ideal of self-actualization?! Just a thought to boggle your mind in the New Year!!
happy new year and thanks for servin.
Happy New Year Sir. Hope you have a good Year.
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