March 11, 2008

• I will not be increasing the (net) number of women that I know

  Let me just say ahead of time, that this does not include women in general.  Just ones with dating potential.

  So I’ve come up with an interesting idea and plan.  My guess is that I’ve pretty much met all the women that I need to.  I’ve met tons of smart, funny, pretty, and intelligent women.  Why the hell am I still searching?  In theory, I haven’t screwed up with these women, so, for the most part, they should be a potential girlfriend or companion.  Why continue looking, when I can focus my efforts on what I have.

  As a really bad example, let’s use books.  If there are 10 good books in that you simply dust off, but never read, why go out and buy more books.  Interestingly, I have a stack of about 10 books that I need to read.  Enjoy the books that you have, and if they all suck, then find new books, so you never have to read those books again.  The only thing is that books can travel with you, and if time isn’t on your side, you can put a book on the back burner.   You can’t really do that with a person, which is really the reason why i am currently single (a completely different and semi-ongoing story).  What I really need is for my life to line up reasonably well with someone else’s.

  Now, God forbid that I should piss ALL of them off, or some get married or whatever, there is the Replacement Clause.  Basically, if if one is out, there is an open slot.  So, it’s not like I won’t ever meet new women.  It’s just that, if things go well, I will never have to.

  What’s that you say?  I should have been out meeting women instead of typing this crap.  Well, yeah.  I guess.

  Black 6, out.

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