February 16, 2007

  • Alright, by a show of hands, who screwed up on V-Day?  Wow.  Ok, and who got screwed… I mean, who was screwed over on V-Day?  Interesting.  Well, the day has come and gone.  Guys, if you got things right, you’ll be in her good graces for a week, maybe a week and a half.  If you messed up, you might as well just break up and start again, because you’ll never hear the end of it.

    The perfect gift is always hard to come by.  Hell, I’ve received those coupons three girlfriend’s ago.  I think I still have them, and they are unused.  What would happen if I suddenly decided to whip them out?  Would there be a question as to where I got them?  I mean, it’s true, there’s no expiration date on them. 

    Anyway, for those of you who screwed up this year, or simply gave a less than optimal gift, you may be able to make up for it on the next gift giving holiday, whatever that may be.  Women, if you received a less than perfect gift, or feel that you are hard to get things for you may want to start dropping hints for this.  In either case, you may want children to leave the room:

    Black 6, out.

Comments (1)

  • LMAO!! If that ain’t a hint (DIAB)..I don’t know what is!! OMG!!

    I wish my man would put his BLEEP in a box….I’d reach to pull that sucker out…then we’d see who got the last laugh! (Insert evil laugh here)

    Anyway…to find out what happened on my V-day..you got to go to my site. And I can proudly say…there was no “screwing” of any kind involved..but ironically he did get a “love coupon” that had a similar option on there! hahahhahaha (And it didn’t have an expiration date) hahahhaha He’ll probably lose it, cuz the gift can’t be redeemed with out the coupon!! (insert evil laugh here again)!

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