July 12, 2006

• The other day, I was in the office, and my work computer decided to die.  Well, it’s still fine, but I think the boot sector was corrupted. While working with it, I got to a point where it was being uncooperative, and so I said “What the F**k?!”  The head NCO in the office looks over at me and says, “Sir, in this office, we don’t swear like that.  We say ‘What the F’” which is pronounced “eff”.  I think it’s bull$hi+ because I’ve heard more than my fair share of swearing in the office.  It also sounds pretty funny when saying it, especially if you stress the F.

  
  

  Jump to later that night.  I’ve just finished one of the papers for my classes, and am looking forward to a solid 90 minutes of sleep before PT.  For some ungodly reason, my brain decided to evaluate how funny saying “what the eff!” really was.  I giggled a bit.  Hell I was tired, and it was funny.  15 minutes later, my brain is still running over this, and I am still giggling.  Sleep, however, will not come.  At some point, I passed out.  Thank goodness.

  
  

  Last night, I was talking to Joanna, and for some reason, the topic came up of women and the games that they play with men.  At one point, I brought up the idea of the question “Do these pants make my butt look big?” and answering it with “No, your butt makes those pants look big.”  Jump forward to later this afternoon, when I’m talking to her again.  Apparently, her boss decided to ask her opinion on pants.  Guess what she asked.  Joanna busted out laughing.  Eventually she explained the conversation to her boss, who thought it was funny, although she probably wanted to kill her at the same time.

  
  

  Sunday night (the night that I was writing the paper), Italy won the World Cup.  I’m very happy with the outcome 1) because I hate France, 2) I was sure that there were going to be riots in the loser’s country, and France was already a mess from the last one, so who cares 3) .  The highlight of the game, in my opinion, was the headbutt.  It was awesome.  I mean, I can’t imagine receiving a headbutt like that, especially in the sternum.  Makes me want to make it part of my training.  For those of you who didn’t see it, be thankful for youtube:

  
  

  
  

  Black 6, out.

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