January 25, 2007
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For the love of God!!!! Every night, as soon as the lights go out, the f**king Philharmonic starts to play. Unfortunately, it decides to play out of everyone’s noses and asses. At 2300, when we finally turn out the lights, there is a 30 second preparation before the music begins. It’s almost a race to get to sleep, so that you won’t be kept awake by the noise.
There was one guy, and his snoring sounding like farting, too. It literally went:
“Snooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeee…..toot.”I was so upset, but at the same time, it was so funny. I cursed myself for not bringing a tape recorder out here. However, I would have had to walk at least 20 feet to record him up close. Yeah, that’s how loud he was. Hell, it’s in stereo, since there are 8-10 people tooting it up before I pass out. I’m sure that most people in there fall asleep due to a combination of the oxygen being used up quickly, and it’s replacement by noxious gases.
Meanwhile, I am all about the race to get some sleep, ESPECIALLY after the dream the other night with Barbara Eden. Unfortunately, thinking “Barbara Eden” over and over before I fall asleep is not producing the desired effects.
Black 6, out.
Comments (4)
Hi, I hope you get some needed rest. I have heard some people snore so loud that sounds like a gun be fired. Once I recorded my sister, yeah I’m bad. She sounds like Darth Vader. Now the question is how do you sound??? Can you not get some ear plugs? Dreams about Barbara Eden?? Is that her or the outfit? Okay, get some rest. By the way I will message you a question I have. Take Care Please, Sharon in GA
LOL, this post was too funny
HAhahahaha I used to sleep with a person for 5 years who snored sooo loud it was scary! I’d hit her with my pillow and kick her..then she’d stop snoring! Yeah but I love her…it’s my lil sis…so that’s family. You got to put up with em..
But…I feel you on the movie thang..here too they play movies that have been out for months. Right now playing is Blood Diamond and The Pursuit of Happyness. And they only show 1 movie @ 7pm, then the other @ 9ish. That’s it! LOL
Upside: tickets are $3.50 Yes! $3.50! 
So you know the seating is not all that…man and my legs are soo long that I HAVE to sit on the end or else my knees will be in your back the entire time. And I’m just not that rude! 
~E
Hi, Thank you very much for the pirate joke. Loved it! Have fun, Sharon